Yesterday, Today, and Forever

Yesterday, Today, and Forever

Congratulations on the purchase of your brand new electronic device! Because we’ve crammed it full of all the latest technologies and software, we’re including this simple, step-by-step guide to help you get the most out of your purchase from the moment...
Why I Don’t Vote

Why I Don’t Vote

Ah…the leaves are changing, the temperatures are dropping, and the year is divisible by two. It can all only mean one thing: we’re nearing the end of Vicious Smear Campaign Season! In case you’re unfamiliar with this peculiar American custom, it’s a...
The Violent Take It

The Violent Take It

Did anyone else have a hard time leaving the Feast this year? Because I sure did. Maybe it was the way the ocean greeted us every morning as we looked out from the balcony of our high-rise. Maybe it was ordering a steak for dinner without the nagging worry that I...
The Day We Win

The Day We Win

For roughly six thousand years, the human race has been embroiled in a bitter war with a ruthless enemy. It’s a treacherous war, because most people don’t believe it exists—and many of those who do aren’t fighting for the side they think. This enemy...
Be Ye Transformed

Be Ye Transformed

Blood is awesome. I’m a really big fan of how it circulates oxygen through my body and keeps me from being dead. That’s fantastic. But you know what’s not fantastic? When my blood stops being in my body, because then it stops being awesome and starts...